Ingredients

1 oz Over-aged Quince Eau de Vie (40 years since bottling)
1 oz Belle de Brillet Pear Brandy
1 1/4 oz Elderflower Liqueur
1/2 oz Lime
Soda Water (to top)

Instructions

Shake all but the soda water on ice.
Serve in a pre-chilled balloon glass.
Top-up with soda water.

Notes

I legitimately don't know what I was thinking. It's undrinkable, bitter, and quite nearly made me spit it all out. Do NOT reproduce, unless you're making it for someone you hate.

History

This is a recipe I made up while looking at my leftover bottles and wondering what I could do with them. So I mixed everything, and lo and behold, it was terrible. The name comes from the day this drink was made, the day of the death of a notorious one-eyed french nazi, and I wanted to celebrate the death of this twat, with the little I had on hand.